Ted Danson’s Pick-Up Lines

This video comes from comes a 1986 PSA entitled How Can I Tell If I’m Really In Love? which is from a string poorly produced sex education PSA’s from the 80s starring Ted Danson. Which I find very odd since, on the TV show Cheers, he played Sam Malone. A womanizing bar owner who’s patrons lived vicariously through his numerous sexual conquests…


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How to Draw Women into Your Conversations

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When most guys set out to improve their interactions with women they immediately begin researching pickup lines.

And while good opening lines have their place in a conversation, there are other elements that will improve your chances of drawing a woman into your conversation that are much more powerful than a couple clever lines.

In fact, guys who place too much emphasis on coming up with a clever opener, usually wind up falling flat on their face a few minutes into the conversation when the initial conversational thread dies out.

Other guys assume that everything has to do with how “cool” and “alpha” you appear to a woman. The problem that arises here is that many men become so focused on portraying “alpha” body language that they wind up appearing stiff and unnatural.

They also find that their desire to come off as “cool” makes them really just come off as cold or boring.

The “cool” factor should really come from being calm and sure of yourself.  That “cool” feeling comes from speaking in a relaxed fashion, but giving the impression that there IS more, that there is a “fire” beneath the surface. That’s the “allure”. That’s what women like, and what people like in general.

The coolest people are the ones that are fun to talk to and fun to be with.

I’ve been passing along a little slogan that has helped me when I was in a social situation and wasn’t quite sure how to draw women into my conversation… I would just ask myself “What would Tommy Lee do?” If you aren’t familiar with Tommy Lee just go to Youtube and watch some videos of him and you’ll begin to get a better understanding of what I mean.

What Draws Women In?

Your Voice

One of the biggest tools that you have for drawing women into your conversations is your voice.  Your tone of voice really conveys a lot about who you are, how calm you are, how interesting you are, and says a lot about you.
Your tone of voice is so important because it allows you to convey comfort, and demonstrate that sense of the all powerful relaxed confidence.  It also allows you to express some energy and excitement at different times, especially when it is appropriate to the situation.

There are many articles and books on improving your voice tonality, but the common fundamental seems to be speaking from your chest rather than your nose or mouth.  Take a moment right now to test this out… grab some reading material and begin reading it out loud.  However, focus on generating the sound from deep within your chest.  Relax.  Sound relaxed.  See how relaxed this makes you feel and how relaxed you need to be to do this.
Over the next few days when speaking to anyone, make a note to yourself as to how you are speaking, and where you are speaking from (your nose, mouth, or chest). Also, make note of how you felt (nervous, comfortable, and relaxed-confident).


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Reviewing a Freebie - 100 Push Ups

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Lots of people need the structure of a prepared program in order to feel comfortable working out and many of those same people need a definitive goal in order to keep them focused on their fitness regime.  You could have this provided for you by joining a local health club for a year and taking advantage of the fitness professionals that they likely have on staff, but times are tough right now and not everyone has the extra loot to throw around for gym memberships and personal trainers.

Getting a good workout doesn’t necessarily have to cost you an arm and a leg, even if you want a solid, easy to follow road map complete with a definitive and reachable goal.  I went through the “100 Push Ups” (http://www.hundredpushups.com/) program several months ago and I had great success with it.  I was in the market for something different, it was cold and miserable outside and I needed a new goal that I could get accomplished inside my house without shelling out a bunch of money - the 100 Push Ups program seemed to fit the bill, so I decided to give it a shot.

The website is surprisingly detailed for something that doesn’t cost any money to participate in, it’s complete with a friendly intro (informing you that regardless of your current capabilities in the push up, that by following the program according to the guidelines that you’ll be able to achieve the ultimate goal of 100 consecutive push ups.)  There is also a section describing how to properly perform the exercise for those that aren’t fully aware of the mechanics behind the push up.

Getting to the program specifically designed for your current level of fitness is simple - you access the “initial test” section of the website to determine at which level you’ll be doing your push ups to ultimately reach your goal.  Once you’ve taken the initial test and determined your starting level, you can dive right into the program (though the website does advise taking a brief rest period to allow your body to adequately recover from the stress of the initial test, which may be a good idea if you are new to working out).

The workouts are incredibly easy to follow, laid out for you depending upon your individual level, noting what you will do on each of the three days that you’ll be working out for the entire six week program, including a suggested length of rest periods.  The website also offers access to a free “Push Ups Logger” so you can keep track of your progress online and compare your results to others who are following the program.  Everything you need to achieve your goal is perfectly laid out for you in black and white, all you have to do is get on the floor and get pushing.

The program, as it’s laid out, can literally be done by anyone - even those of you who use the oldest excuse in the book for avoiding a workout (lack of time).  Even during the latter weeks when you are performing enough push ups to be closing in on the goal, your workouts will still take no longer than about thirty to forty-five minutes per week (I actually found that it took me around eight minutes per day all the way up until week four or five, at which point the workouts did get a little longer).

Once you’ve pushed your way through the six week course and achieved your goal, you can e-mail the website and get props by having your name emblazoned along with others who have accomplished this impressive goal - and there’s also the HTML for a cool website/blog badge that you can display for all who pass through your personal web space so you can proudly advertise the fact that you are among those that can perform one hundred consecutive push ups.

200 situps200 squats

Once you’ve completed the 100 push ups challenge, you can move on to one of the other ingenious programs that are affiliated with it (which are both also free) - 200 sit ups (http://www.twohundredsitups.com/) or 200 squats (http://www.twohundredsquats.com/).  Though I haven’t gone on to the two newer programs, I have visited both of the websites and they are just as well put together and seem to be as easy to use as the 100 push ups program.  The two newer programs offer the same detailed instructions on properly performing their respective exercises and give the very same roadmap to success as their predecessor.

If you fancy yourself as well seasoned in the fitness department and think that any one of these challenges may be too easy for you on its own, then why not give all three a shot at the same time?  You’ll be working your entire body with completely free, high quality programs and your workouts will only take you about ninety minutes per week or less - that’s less time than some gym rats invest in a single session.

Will any of these programs, alone or together, make you the next Mr. Olympia?  Most likely not, but what they will do is offer you a fun and exciting new fitness challenge that will likely get you in better shape than you’ve been in years, and give you the perfect roadmap to get there - for free.  That’s a pretty tough offer to beat.

Though the program is completely free to use and share, there is a donation button located in the sidebar - so if you try it, have great success with it and have just a little extra green laying around you could donate a small portion of that money to the website in order to keep it running for the next batch of guys in need of a good program that won’t break their bank account.


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30 Days is Way Too Long

I have been kicking myself for the past two weeks because I have not posted anything. Mostly because I have not really been out.

Everyday, this week I forced myself to open two sets everyday. The only criteria were it had to be no one I had never seen before, at bare minimum I had to learn their name, and I could not open a set in the same venue/location that I had already open someone.

This was an interesting little test, because the unintended consequences where that
1) I was forced to actually go out to new places this week;
2) I realized that in most of my sarges I don’t even know the girl’s name until number close;
3) I get stuck in my head at the very beginning of the day and that outwardly focusing on these task actually were kind of a play period for me during the day;
4) My weekday daygame SUCKS (well more amusing that sucking);
5) There are a lot more HBs and SHBs out by themselves during the day;
6) and for some strange reason I found it easier to approach than normal (I think that this has more to with actually having a realistic goal instead of just going out to sarge).

Anyway, I got basics back down. And I’m feeling good for this holiday weekend.

Cool Shit: The Man Wall

The company states that “This is the Taj Mahal of Man Room accessories” and they are not kidding. The comes with 4 TVs, 1000 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System, Live 7-foot sports ticker, a Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap, 1000 watt microwave oven, 2 cigar humidors, and a 32-bottle wine rack. This has everything you could want except a pair of Playboy twins to open your beers and jump up and down while your team is winning. Sure it’s going to set you back 14 grand, but your future children won’t need to go to college…

you can pick one this dream fulfilling furniture at TheManWall.com


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TSB Labs: Upcoming Namco Bandai Video Games

Mike Stoute, Laptop Jesse, and I were invited out by Namco Bandai folks to see some of their upcoming games.  We’ve never been to something like this before, so we weren’t quite sure what to expect.  Would it be a huge room filled with sweating nerds, pwning each other and drinking mountain dew? Dudes in suites sipping wine and deciding the future of gaming? Turns out it was neither of these….

We entered a fairly large hotel room (by NYC standards anyways) with several large LCD TVs all with difference systems hooked up to them. For the next 4 hour or so we were able to ask questions and play their video games while cleaning out their beer supplies.

Statement of the Problem: How do I know if future video games are going to be cool?
Hypothesis: Free Beer and Video Games from the future are awesome
Materials: Several Video Games that won’t be out till the future, Beers
Procedure: Drink Beers, talk to video game people, drink beers, play video games,  drink beers

Results (Data):


Katamari Forever

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Hands down one of the most stoner-ish games I’ve come across.   The primary story in Katamari Damacy deals with the aftereffects of the planet-sized King of All Cosmos’ binge drinking spree that wiped out all the stars and other celestial bodies from the sky. The King charges his 10-cm-tall son, the Prince, to go to Earth with a “katamari”—a magical ball that allows anything smaller than it to stick to it and make it grow—and collect enough material for him to recreate the stars and constellations.

Basically you spend most of the game rolling your little ball around making it larger. You start out tiny,  like inside someones kitchen and before you know it your rolling sky scrapers and Godzilla sized monsters in to a giant ball.  Check out the trailer if you’re still confused with the game play:

Very simple game play and trippy music  makes me want to spend a rainy day inside chilling with this game.

Dead to Rights: Retribution

Dead to Rights

If you’re not familiar with Dead to Rights series, I’ll sum it up briefly. Jack Slate is a police officer in the K-9 division that has a bad ass wolf-dog named Shadow. Jack runs around kicking ass and shooting people in the face while Shadow tears out peoples throats. We got to play a few levels of the game, but I wouldn’t even call it a beta since the game’s not coming out for at least a year.  The first level you ran around as jack, great graphics, awesome lighting effects and some of the most gore I’ve seen in a first person shooter.

The game really shined on the second level. You got to play as the dog and I have to say it was a fair amount of awesome. I can’t put into words how entertaining it is to run around as an animal mauling people. One particularly awesome dog attack shall henceforth be known as the Testi-Kill. Shadow basically mauls a dudes genitals and while he’s screaming in pain, tears out his throat. Check out a video of the game play:

If there is some type of reward system were I can get a Testi-Kill trophy, I’m buying this game P

Conclusions:

Drinking beer and playing video games from the future is fucking awesome.


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Summer Glau is a Bad Ass Chick From the Future

Firefly, The 4400 and Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles… A line up to cause any geek’s heart to flutter. While I believe that mentally envisioning kinky future sex must have something to do with it,  there is something awesome about an actress that gets type cast in science fiction. She was a classically trained ballerina she and dance professionally at age 12 up, until some sort of acting bug bit her and she tried out to be the Pink Ranger on one of the power ranger series. In 2002 she appear in an episode of the TV show Angel, catching the eye of Joss Whendon and from that nerd-gasmic point on started appearing in Scifi







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It’s The 4th Of July… Woo Hoo!

here’s something about holidays that bring out the worst in people. Now don’t read this and think I’m some sour, crusty old man who is a Grinch and who steals people’s pumpkins at Halloween. I need to let you know, however, that in terms of a social opportunity I think holidays are for amateurs.

Everybody gears up for three days out of the year: Halloween, New Year’s Eve and The 4th of July. The drunken women who are counting down “5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 …” are the same drunken women who are going “Woo Hoo!” when the fireworks go off on The 4th of July, and they are the same drunken women who dress up in the hooker outfits for Halloween to tease all the men (and who you will see throwing up in the corner into a big plastic pumpkin!)

Holidays are a blast . . . hanging out with friends, barbecuing, sucking down a few beers, getting corn stuck in your teeth, and eating some low-quality hamburger meat. But searching for and thinking that a magical party on The 4th of July is going to yield you the social results that have evaded you the rest of the year is a crock of shit! The 4th of July is just one day. The expectations on holidays never equal the results.

In order to create real fireworks in your life, you need to be working on your flirting skills every day. Even if you are at the coolest party on The 4th of July, you’re still bringing your lack of social skills with you. There’s no magic . . . in order to meet the opposite sex, you have to work on those skills every single day.

Have a great and rewarding 4th of July! You need to realize that you better start learning how to flirt and how to meet people every single day. Otherwise, come Halloween you’re going to be the one puking in the plastic pumpkin.

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From Geek to Sleek: Lose 20 lbs of Fat in one month!

So I have to admit I have never been on a diet in my life. The whole idea of depriving myself sounds agonizing. I would rather try to eat healthier and get more active. However the pounds started sneaking up on me in the last few years as I started to work from home and spent too much time in front of the computer.

Recently I stepped on the scale at my rock climbing gym and I weighed in at over 200 lbs. This definitely made me take notice. I think as guys we can really fool ourselves when it comes to how much weight we have gained. Suck it in a little more and loosen the belt another notch; men can gain 15-20 pounds fairly easily and not even need to buy new clothes.

One of my favorite bloggers and author of The Four-Hour Work Week, Tim Ferris had posted on his blog a while back How to Lose 20 lbs of Fat in 30 Days without doing any exercise. I said to myself “This month I am going to try this experiment and get back to my ideal weight.”

Not only did I lose 16lbs this month on this plan, I was never hungry, did not do any workouts beyond my normal activities, and I ate donuts, cupcakes, garlic fries, and drank like a fish in a beer aquarium.

The Diet

GroceriesPick a few meals and stick to them. Don’t try to get fancy or test the boundaries with what you can and can’t eat. The best success will come from sticking to the same meals for the month. Boring… Yes, but effective.

Lean Protein:

Chicken
Egg whites with 1 egg for flavor
Chicken
Lean Pork
Grass fed beef
Salmon or Tuna
Tofu

Vegetables:

Spinach
Salad greens
Broccoli
Brussel Sprouts
Baby Carrots
Artichoke Hearts
Zucchini
Summer squash
Peppers
Snow Peas
Green Beans
Just about any vegetable is fine
Eat high sugar/calorie content vegetables in small amounts like Tomatos, Peas, Beets, & Chick Peas.

Legumes:
Lentils
Soybeans (edamame)
Pinto Beans
Black Beans
Lima Beans

Mix and match all you want and eat until you are full but don’t over eat. If you get hungry again feel free to make a another meal. Be aware of the difference between hunger, and the feelings that can often be interpreted as hunger such as being thirsty or sugar and alcohol cravings. Fill up by eating more vegetables always. Veggies are so low in calories you can eat all you want.
Groceries
Avoid all sugars and carbs. No fruit, wheat, bread, pasta, sweets, fried foods and try to keep your fat calories you ingest as low as you can. Also avoid milk due to lactose, a sugar as well. I avoided cheese as that was one of my major fat sources.

Feel free to have one glass of red wine an evening as the health benefits far outweigh any negatives on blood sugar.

The idea is that you are going to deprive your body of carbohydrates forcing it to burn fat. Even a small amount of sugar or carbs can ruin your entire days worth of work so don’t cheat!

Snacks:
Baby carrots
Edamame
Small amount of Hummus
Stevia sweetened hot coca
Unsweetened Chai tea with soy milk

Drink a lot of water. Burning fat will release a lot of metabolic waste and stored toxins in your body. You have to flush that out to keep your weight loss rate high. I tried to drink at least a half gallon of water a day or more.

Cheat Day!!!

One day a week have at it. Eat and drink whatever! This resets your metabolism and gets your body to forget that it is on a diet. After your cheat day is done your body goes back to burning fat even faster cause it hasn’t gotten used to the lack of carbs yet.

My first cheat day I ate five doughnuts and two cupcakes and was almost sick to my stomach I ate so much sugar. I didn’t want to see sugar for days afterwards and for the first time in my life i craved vegetables.

Stick to this plan and you will drop at least fifteen pounds. I lost 16 pounds in the month and feel and look fantastic. One of my weeks I didn’t lose a pound and these are the things I think I did wrong:

Avoid fake sweeteners other than stevia. I found out that the sugar free chocolate I was eating had maltodextrin and maltitol as sweeteners. Both while supposedly not affecting blood sugar, actually do have a glycemic response. Avoid splenda because of the maltodextrin. I was also even trying Truvia a mix of stevia and erythritol as a sweetener that week and that may or may not have contributed. Avoid anything with fructose or dextrose in it, they are also sugars. The other issue that week was I wasn’t drinking enough water and I really do believe this was a major cause of not losing any pounds.

Of course the weeks I was a bit more active I lost weight quicker so combining this with some light exercise will make it even more effective but for the sake of the experiment my exertion was limited to biking to where I was going a couple times a week, my weekly salsa class, and a couple outings of frisbee golf. The month overall was not that active physically for me.

If you do add exercise to your month then you can introduce some complex carbs in within 30 min of the end of your workout. Something like a no cheese whole grain crust pizza or a turkey sandwich on 7 grain bread. See Tim’s post for more on that.

Example Meals:

Eggwhite Veggie Omelette with tofu and salmon, with a side of Trader Joes cuban style black beans (my favorite of all the canned beans)

Grilled chicken (on the george forman grill), vegetable medley (frozen from TJ’s, Fat free Refried Pinto Beans

Canned Salmon in a salad with tofu, grilled tempe, red peppers, carrots, snow peas, artichoke hearts, heart of palm, with a little low fat Italian dressing. Side of black beans

Lean piece of grilled pork with asian style vegetable mix from TJ’s (omitting the sauce) and fat free refried black beans.

I pretty much ate those four meals the entire month mixing it up a bit with spices like cumin and balsalmic vinager or a curry powder.

Going out to eat can be challenging but I managed to go out at least a couple times a week to eat and even date a couple girls. There was a great custom sandwich salad place that I ate at on one date and I went on a picnic for another date bringing a grilled chicken and two pre-made salads with hummus and veggies for dipping (and crackers and a cupcake for her). Mexican places are another great place to eat because you can often swap rice for veggies and pass on the tortillas. If anywhere I cheated it was an occasional second glass of red wine.

The sugar cravings were the worst part of it for me but I found a killer way to beat those as well. I made a great hot chocolate chai sweetened from stevia. Stevia is one of the only completely natural non chemical sweeteners that doesn’t affect blood-sugar. Avoid the ones that are mixed with maltodextrin. I got the SweetLeaf brand Stevia because it doesn’t have the bitter after taste sometimes associated with Stevia. I would steep the chai first then add a spoonful of Cacao powder and sweeten to taste with Stevia.

The only other difficulty on the diet is handling beans three meals a day. Get yourself some Gas-X or Bean-o and you won’t be as gassy after your first week. In fact by the end of the month it was only my cheat days that actually gave me digestive difficulties. I also tended to find I was not as regular as I should have been so I would recommend a fiber supplement to help keep things moving as well as don’t slack on drinking enough water.

I affectionately called this my Trim-Down program since us guy’s don’t like saying we are on a diet. Over the course of a month I can’t imagine an easier way to make yourself look and feel better. I ate when I was hungry, still drank my irish heritage fill of alcohol each week, and just when I was getting sick of it my cheat day would come around and make me forget I was even on a diet.

Want to get more dates and more beautiful women? Losing that gut certainly will help a lot!

My Drinking Strategy

“This wine is too good for toast-drinking, my dear. You don’t want to mix emotions up with a wine like that. You lose the taste.”
The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway

After a decade or so of drinking, I have settled on a strategy which lessens the negative effects of alcohol while maximizing the amount of pussy I get, and I’d like to share that with you right now.

First, let’s take a night that I drink heavily on—at least five liquor beverages in a short amount of time. After the fourth drink in less than two hours, there comes a point where I feel absolutely invincible, like I can hit on any girl in the universe with the tightest of tight game. Unfortunately it’s an illusion. I think my game is great but it’s actually not proven by the results: I rarely pull when drunk. Just like how a drunk guy thinks the girl he’s talking to is hotter than she really is, when heavily intoxicated I think my game is better than it is. Plus, that feeling of invincibility fades very quickly as the depressant side of alcohol takes effect and all I want to do is lean against the bar or sit down.

You’re probably thinking, “Wait, I’ve gotten laid when drunk many times.” If you go back to those nights, I believe what happens is you interest a girl while merely buzzed, and then continue drinking with her until you’re both drunk. So the drunkenness comes after you already lock in your prospect, and is very rarely the direct cause of sex.

Second, research has shown that binge drinking messes with your dendrites (neural connectors). I like my dendrites and don’t want to damage them.

Third, it takes a while for alcohol to work its way through your body. If you’re feeling fucked up and then buy a sixth drink, you’re going to feel really fucked in a couple hours since the fifth drink hasn’t even taken effect yet. This is why police officers don’t mind waiting an hour or two until testing your blood for alcohol at the station (the lowest you’ll blow is when they pull you over). It’s a waste of money to be done partying but still processing the last couple drinks you bought.

Keeping the above points in mind, while also wanting the favorable of alcohol’s loosening effects, my strategy is as follows:

Consume no more than three scotch drinks or five light beers per night.

You get the buzzing effects of the alcohol while still retaining that pimp game ability. You avoid the effects of hangover. You kill very few brain cells. You don’t hurt your wallet. You’re disciplined and rely on your abilities instead of drink, since three drinks will not give you stupendous courage. It puts you on a similar level playing field as 80% of the girls who are drinking, and very rarely will you be drunker than her, which is death when it comes to pick up.

I get my scotch with two or three rocks and then sip sip for about hour, enjoying the effects as they take hold in a comfortable manner. My third scotch is done by 1am but I continue to feel a light buzz until 3am closing time. The next day I wake up refreshed, whether in my bed or in a girl’s. Best of all I only spend a maximum of $35 a night of drinking the finest of spirits. I can be dirt poor but still do this.

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