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Pickup artist and dating coach The Don of Love Systems explains the basics of meeting and attracting women.

My good friends over at Love Systems will be on Tyra Banks today talking about Pickup Artists…

WOW is Back

I remember when the initials WOW had women flashing their fine titties at random pervs on the street.  Now the only people who get turned on by those initials are guys aching for their next game of World of Warcraft.

Well, here at TSB we’re going to kick it Opie and Anthony old school and bring back Whip it Out Wednesdays by featuring some of the hottest women on the internet.

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Here’s an email I got about my Needy Girls vs Confident Girls post

You should have labeled this Emotional vs. Logical girl. Because really, that is the difference between the two types. Each woman is governed to varying degrees by these opposite traits.

The confident girl is simply one who has enough logic to control her emotional impulses, unlike the needy girl. Really you should look at the scale as the purely emotional girl on one end and the Vulcan girl on the other. A girl either has enough logic to control her emotions or she doesn’t. The resultant behavior is the difference in the ratio of logic to emotion.

Needy girl: Emotional, “weak.” Emotional is key term.
Confident girl: Aloof, hard to read, though she may slip while intoxicated. When drunk, logic goes out the window

Needy girl: Calls you when she shouldn’t. No impulse control
Confident girl: Pings you via email, sometimes text. Gives her more time to think, ya know.

Needy girl: Has trouble playing the game. Finds it to be stifling, cold, unnatural.
Confident girl: More like a guy in how she approaches the game with her intense use of logic. Yep

Needy girl: In a constant state of apprehension about how you feel or think about her.
Confident girl: Wondering if she could do better. Both the needy and the confident girl are in a constant state of apprehension about how you feel. One shows it, the other hides it. If the confident girl is not apprehensive, then she just isn’t in to you.

Needy girl: Busts out with the first “I love you” without thinking it through.
Confident girl: Does a cost-benefit analysis before saying it. Waits for the guy to say it first

Needy girl: Easily hurt by criticism. Will obsess over criticism
Confident girl: Easily angered by criticism. Wrong. Takes it in stride and uses it for self improvement.

Needy girl: Goes out of her way to please you.
Confident girl: Wants you to go out of her way to please her Wrong. Waits for a sign of commitment first before she shows this level of emotional attachment. It’s all about self preservation.

I think she makes some pretty good points. I make educated guesses on what girls think based on observable behavior, but of course that’s not a perfect strategy.

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In case I ever fall off the roof of my house and forget how to be PeteTheFreshman this post is a reminder…

1. Write a witty comment that vaguely has to do with the title.
2. State Erin McNaught’s name and what she is famous for.
3. Make up some crazy lie about how PeteTheFreshman dated her before she represented Australia in the Miss Universe 2006.
4. An analogy that involves something to cause PeteTheFreshman’s mom to be scared for life.
5. State that you should check out all of the pictures in FHM or go pick up a copy of the Mag.
6. Ending witty comment to introduce pictures of above mentioned hot chick.

[Begin Images of Hot Chick]

[End Images of Hot Chick]

PS.  There’s a months rent hidden in your sock drawer

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You’re sweating like crazy. You’re panting like a basset hound in a sauna. You’re just trying to get through three more reps of lat rows without pulling your back out or dropping thirty pounds of metal on your precious toes. There’s only one thing that you need, and that’s some music to see you through these dark times at the gym. And since this probably happens more frequently that you’d like to admit, we’ve got ten jams so perfect for endorphinizing they’ll practically grow your muscles on aural impact.

1. “I Predict a Riot” Kaiser Chiefs
   Do Kaiser Wilhelm proud and give the dumbbells hell during the war that is your workout.
2. “Closer” Nine Inch Nails
   Just think “I wanna pump you like an animal” when you look at the lat row machine.
3. “Don’t Stop Believin’” Journey
   Or running on the treadmill, fatty.
4. “Gold and a Pager” The Cool Kids
   Lift to the beat of the weird thwacking sounds on this track and your quads will practically feel like you’ve been gettin’ lo at the club for thirty-six hours straight.
5. “She Loves Everybody” Chester French
   Nothing gets the heart pounding and the aggressive weight lifting catalyzed like a song about that disarming waif that won’t stop sleeping around.
6. “99 Problems”
   You’ve got 99 problems but the gym won’t be one with this song.
7. “Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue” The Ramones
   Sniffing glue might make a workout more interesting but probably less productive. This song is a solid first runner up.
8. “Thrills” LCD Soundsystem
   If you’ve got three minutes and forty-three seconds left on the treadmill and don’t think you can possibly bear the boredom anymore, skip ahead to this track.
9. “I’m On” DJ Khaled feat. Nas
   If you really need a pep talk, this song will get you through a workout as “Come on” is chanted, as well as other equally motivating and brief maxims such as “I’m on” are also repeated several times.
10. “These Things Take Time” The Smiths
    I don’t think Morrissey meant getting a sleek physique when he wrote “These Things Take Time,” but it’s true. So get over it and tallyho!

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Grieving over the loss of a loved one isn’t easy. Some make it look easier than most. My best friend was one of those people.

While in a meeting early last week, I got a text message that read: “my grandfather just died.”  Because I was bored with the meeting anyway, I was eager to get the text message but I was unprepared for what followed.

James Jones was my best friend’s grandfather. He was crass, humorous and exciting all at the same time.

And then he was dead.

Funeral arrangements had to be made and I had to figure out how was I going to be there for my friend and what was I going to wear to the funeral.

I’ve probably been to more than your average amount of funerals in my lifetime. And every time, I went through a huge conflict dealing with what to wear.

Let’s face it - those churches can be hot, especially during a summer funeral.

Some families suggest that you wear white, while others call for the traditional black.

It is almost always hard to know what the status quo is until you hit the pew and see what everyone else is wearing.

The funeral is about the loved one who passed away - but it is for the family that lost that loved one.

What’s the best thing to do? Wear something that is a true testament to the person who is no longer with us.

In my case, I had an easy task. James Jones was a man’s man. He worked all his life - he liked to relax with a nice cold beer, and he loved and took care of is family until the day he died.

He liked to listen to Curtis Mayfield and Jay Z all in one sit in. He drove one of those big trucks that looked like every boy’s toy truck that they got for Christmas. He had an infectious laugh and his personal style was classic - slacks and a basic button down.

That was it.

For the funeral, I would keep it classic just as he did everyday.

That meant affordable clothing - perhaps something that I already had in my closet.

Funerals always bring with them a sense of longing to see the person laid out in front of you alive and well once more.

They are also a place to be seen and people often take that opportunity and run with it.

Here are some things to stay away from in funeral wardrobe:

1. Shorts: Shorts are unacceptable in every way shape and form where funerals are concerned. Dressing for a funeral is a lot different than dressing for the beach.
2. Anything with crazy patterns: People are trying to concentrate on the service and the lost loved one. Walking around looking like a jigsaw puzzle is a bad idea.
3. Red Socks: If your pants are tailored correctly, when you sit, your socks should be shown - not a lot, just a little. This is fine, but red socks or any other color other than the color of the shirt, or tie is unacceptable.
4. No flashy jewelry: This includes belt buckles, watches, neckwear, and earrings. Guys, anything that glitters you probably shouldn’t wear anyway. Seriously.

Nothing is, as it seems - especially with funerals. The tears, laughter, even the eulogy is all a representation of what people want it to be - not necessarily how it is. Then there are some rare occasions where the passing of a loved one is done in the truest fashion.

This column is dedicated to James Jones - the realest of the real.

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Now that Lindsay Lohan is certifiably crazy, Hollywood needs a new redheaded girl next store… My vote is for Deborah Ann Woll. Deborah plays Jessica Hamby on True Blood, a young vampire “made” by one of the main characters. Innocent Jesus-love -me chick turned evil sex crazed vampire? Sounds like a productive transition to me.

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There’s a world of iPhone apps out there vaster even than the American attention span for reality TV. Everywhere you turn there’s a new game, a new tool, a new doo-hickey to fill up your finite quantity of GBs. So now is the time to choose wisely. But since intelligent decisions aren’t as much a part of human nature as the propensity to download as many iPhone apps as possible, we’ve gotten choosy for you.

1. Pandora
   My favorite music website is now available on the iPhone to help discover more music akin to my already acknowledged favorites. Thank you, Pandora, for introducing me to Handsome Furs.
2. Shazam
   Do not spend hours trying to figure out the song name or artist after hearing that one song on the radio, at the club, or in the grocery store, as I did with “No Games” by Serani for six months. Just Shazam it.
3. WritingPad
   Like a writing pad but less crinkle-able.
4. Pageonce Personal Assistant
   If you’ve always wanted an assistant but could never afford one, this app is almost as good, though perhaps not as personable, as a recent college grad desperate for work in a troubled economy.
5. City Transit
   This navigator will keep you from ever having to do the most stereotypically emasculating thing in the entire world: asking for directions.
6. Air Hockey
   All the fun of the real deal without the threat of getting your fingers smashed by flying pucks.
7. Ocarina
   If it weirds you out that this app makes touching on your iPhone like playing the wood flute, you’re not alone. Ocarina is like the Kindle of musical instruments but cooler.
8. One Hundred Pushups
   Like a less annoying (not to mention expensive) motivational coach to help you reach your fitness goals.
9. Yelp
   Find the best bars, restaurants, and clubs according to the computered masses.
10. Tee-Shot
    Golf cards look like relics of the pre-Tiger era with this bad boy.

Love Systems will be on the Tyra Banks Show this Friday, July 17th, check local listings for exact times and your channel. I asked Nick Savoy about his experience on the Tyra Banks Show:

Q. What was the audience reaction to you?

A. At first the audience felt little skeptical. Tyra is all about empowering women. I think that’s great, but some people misinterpret empowering women as being against the Love Systems movement.

Of course, that’s backwards, because Love Systems is all about what works and what beautiful women respond to in the real world. If women responded to men eating ice cream, Love Systems would be run a Baskin Robbins franchise. But women respond to the techniques of the Love Systems Triad – our original model of dating and seduction. So that’s what we teach and what we use ourselves.

Q. What do you think Tyra Banks was trying to accomplish by having you on the show?

A. I think it was a mix of entertainment, curiosity, and giving her audience a bit of insight on how men about dating and relationships. But I’m not really sure – her people didn’t try to script us.

I think she wanted to show both extremes – first a guy who could be attractive to women but doesn’t get what he wants because he doesn’t know how to get women to respond to him. And then guys like Braddock or myself who were once in that position, studied Love Systems, and are living life the way we want to.

Q. Why did you take Braddock this time? You went on the Dr Phil Show with The Don…

A. Any of the eight lead Love Systems instructors could have handled it, but it was really time to unleash Braddock. Everyone is talking about him as the next big thing with all of his breakthroughs in the pickup artist / dating coaching world. His teaching gets amazing reviews.

I’ve noticed that all of the big names in dating have a signature event. Cajun has Keys to the VIP. The Don has Dr Phil. Soul has his pickup video (and a bunch more in the Love Systems Pickup Video Channel. Fivepointzero has a TV show of him actually training rock stars on Love Systems. And so on.

So Tyra Banks was a great fit, and a good opportunity to put Braddock to the test. After Friday, he won’t be much of a secret any more.

Q. Some people say that by explaining Love Systems to a mostly-female TV audience lessens the power of the secret techniques you teach. How would you respond?

A. That’s old-school thinking. Sure, if you peacock like it’s a dress code and you use the same five routines over and over and then women see that, they won’t be interested. I don’t think most people can get good results today from dressing and acting like the VH-1 show, even though I was consultant on the first season. Before it aired, you could. Game is different now.

Techniques like the Love Systems Triad (LST) are so effective in part because a woman can know exactly what you’re doing and it will still work. No woman in the world is going to say “you have great body language; this must be a trick” or “you have great social intelligence and know exactly how to convey your good qualities without bragging – I don’t want anything to do with you”. Sure there’s a lot of secret sauce that goes into Love Systems (formerly Mystery Method Corp) bootcamps, but you’ll notice none of that hits the air.

Just last week actually a woman journalist came to one of The Don’s bootcamps (source). Not only did she agree with a lot of Love Systems, but she also admitted that “I have to admit that a lot of the routines, as delivered by the experienced instructors, would totally have worked on me in a bar”

Nick Savoy is President and Program Leader of Love Systems (the old Mystery Method Corp). The Tyra Banks show airs on Friday, July 17th.

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